my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years
AWWWHH
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guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

vh1:
I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!
We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and…
Note to Yahoo: If you post images in text posts, they don’t look as good on the dashboard as straight-up image posts. You guys are new here, so we’ll give you some time to get used to things.
A for effort.
Welcome Yahoo. ;)
THE CORPORATE SHADE.
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
if i became famous i would read the fanfiction people wrote about me and talk about them in interviews to freak the fandom out
my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first