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Anna (otherwise known as Ashley).
20 years old.
Aspiring Writer/Editor.
Currently in my second year of University.
Yes, my sidebar picture is me.
I mainly blog One Direction stuff (but I tag everything in my way and appropriately) and also 5sos, random stuff, and I'm starting to get back in to Glee... so there's that.
Thanks for visiting :)



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  • me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost

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dannybuttchester:

I have a problem.


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I'm done with you, Poofer.........
  • Danny: I feel used.....
  • Ashley: You should
  • Ashley: :)
  • Danny: I'm not your whore, you little dalek!
  • Ashley: :O RUDE!
  • Danny: YOU'RE THE RUDE ONE!
  • Ashley: WELL YOU MY DEAR SIR, ARE A BUTT TRUMPET!
  • Danny: A.... butt........ trumpet........................
  • Ashley: Your butt goes btttttpo btttp btttp
  • Ashley: WHO'S THE SILLY PERSON NOW??? I think its you!!!

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  • dracoyoulittlepoofer: The gods liked to get it on
  • dracoyoulittlepoofer: They were just like: LET'S FUCK EVERYBODY
  • darlingsmythe: Am I a God?

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meerkatwithcwhair:

i

u ok bro

I just get really angry when people who can’t read volunteer, apparently


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dracoyoulittlepoofer:

But only if you enjoy endless One Direction twittering… because it’s worse on there.

Youlittlepoofer
<——-Follow my twitter and send me a tweet saying you found me on Tumblr and I’ll follow back :)


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  • Logan: He said "swag."
  • Jessica: Oooh, look at me! With the wiggy woes and some dope kids bro. Swagg!
  • Ashley: Stop.
  • Logan: That was embarrassing.
  • Jessica: No it wasn't.
  • Logan: "With the wiggy woes."
  • Jessica: oh...

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dracoyoulittlepoofer:

Remember when Danny and I first became friends and a conversation like this would pop up

dracoyoulittlepoofer:

Remember when Danny and I first became friends and a conversation like this would pop up

  • Ashley: Closing shifts suck, come save me please?????
  • Danny: I'd get there long after you'd finish. I ain't the Flash - or Cas for that matter.
  • Ashley: Well you should be
  • Ashley: I think our friendship would be much more interesting so you should take one for the team

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  • Ashley: IM GOING TO FAIL OH MY GOD
  • Me: WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING FOR?
  • Ashley: GEOLOGY
  • Me: YOU POOR FUCKER. THIS IS WHY I CHOSE ASTRONOMY.
  • Ashley: IT SEEMED EASY AT THE TIME
  • Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
  • Ashley: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH OR IM GOING TO COME OVER THERE AN SHOVE A SPOON DOWN YOUR THROAT
  • Me: IS THIS GONNA BE A BATTLE OF THE SILVERWARE COS I'VE GOT MY FORK READY?
  • Ashley: WHAT YOU GONNA DO, HUH? FORK ME UP!!??? IM GOING TO FUCKING SPOON THE SHIT OUT OF- wait... NO SHIT FUCK
  • Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM PEEING MYSELF LAUGHING. THIS IS GOING ON TUMBLR. DAAAAEEEEBAK!!
  • Ashley: DONT LAUGH AT ME YOU FUCKING CUNT
  • Me: KAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
  • Ashley: I fucking hate you so much right now

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dannybuttchester:

I’m done with you Ashley.


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sexualspacewalk:

One time Jesus wore army pants and flip flops, so I wore army pants and flip flops.


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