AnnaMarie
PT
It’s now at 8 hours. Fuuuuck me gently with a chainsaw
lamardeuse:

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE 1,000,000 NOTES.

Yo, okay, so today it was my turn to have my poem workshopped, and we’re not allowed to talk while it’s being done so that we can just take in the criticism. And fucking Randy, my prof, was like, “I just wish you would’ve put the word blue into the poem.”

AND I WAS SO FRUSTRATED BECAUSE I COULDN’T SAY ANYTHING

Until this dude in my class was like, “I think the point of the poem was to describe the colour blue without using the name.”

And all I could do was shake my had like YES YES YES THANK YOU SOMEONE GETS IT THANK YOU.

And just

yeah

and they said it felt like something was missing

and there totally was.

Because there was an entire little section that explains why the character passes out in the snow, but I took it out because it still kind of worked with out, and I would’ve went over the line limit had I kept in that stanza… but fuck me…

ghdos:

situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

God put blessings of abundance into women with big hips.

moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO
Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

ladyshinga:

Did you know that the words "I’m going to go to bed fairly early and get some sleep because I have a busy day ahead of me" actually has the EXACT same meaning as “I’m going to stay up late and fuck around on the internet for a few hours”? English is such a weird language.

triharrytops:

my universe has reoriented itself around this pic of niall holding a stack of money

image

I look like a housewife, and Danny looks like my best friend who is secretly my life partner that I have to hide from my family.

I hate stories
where the main character
needs to be fixed.
As if they’re broken.

They’re not broken,
they’re not bruised,
they do not need to be fixed by you.


San Antonio, TX. September 21, 2014
shinykari:

Netflix has a deep understanding of its userbase.